Andy
01-30-2009, 10:12 PM
pimg src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/01/saguragu.jpg" width="504" height="353" style="display:block;" /The Southwestern Assemblies Of God University in Waxhahachie, Texas should not be confused with Southwestern University in Georgetown, Texas. The former is a very conservative Christian university known primarily for training people for ministry and other Christ-centered vocations. The latter is a small, respected private college known for a wide range of undergraduate programs. Southwestern University is known for providing a high quality of education at a rate affordable by private college standards. Southwestern Assemblies of God University is known for throwing Jerry Lee Lewis out for playing a boogie version of "My God Is Real" at a school event. Imagine what would have happened if he'd played a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/graverobber/"Graverobber/a's version of "Pink Cadillac" inspired by the a href="http://jalopnik.com/5142618/stonewall-veteran-1969-cadillac-deville-convertible"Stonewall Veteran Cadillac/a./p blockquote pYou may think I'm foolishbr For fighting cops like I dobr You may wonder how come I love youbr When you get on your knees like you dobr Well baby you know you bugger mebr There ain't no secret 'bout thatbr Well come on over here and hug mebr Baby I'll spill the factsbr Well honey it ain't your moneybr 'Cause baby I got plenty of thatbr I love you for your Stonewall Cadillacbr White Vinyl seatsbr Riding in the backbr Oozing down Hyde streetbr Waving to the boysbr Feeling out of sightbr Spending all my moneybr On a Saturday nightbr Honey I just wonder if you'll take it in the backbr Of your Stonewall Cadillacbr Stonewall Cadillac/p pWell now way back in the Biblebr They said only a woman could marry manbr But if it weren't for proposition 8br You'd know we surely canbr Well they tempt you, man, with pleatherbr And they tempt you, sir, with goldbr And they tempt you with the pleasuresbr That the flesh does surely holdbr They say Eve tempted Adam with an applebr But man I ain't going for thatbr I wanna' ride in his Stonewall Cadillacbr White Vinyl seatsbr Riding in the backbr Oozing down Hyde streetbr Waving to the boysbr Feeling out of sightbr Spending all my moneybr On a Saturday nightbr Honey I just wonder if you'll take it in the backbr Of your Stonewall Cadillacbr Stonewall Cadillac/p pNow some folks say that it's too bigbr That it'll never fitbr Their parking spots are too smallbr They're scared, they will admitbr But my love is bigger than a Hondabr It's bigger than a Subarubr Hey man there is only one thingbr And one car that will dobr Anyway we don't have to drive itbr Honey we can do it in the backbr And have a party in your Stonewall Cadillacbr Stonewall Cadillac. . ./p /blockquote pThere's not much more to add. Have a nice weekend, everyone./ppa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/4pDVtVN6O7DSPYmHXMNfCqX9T2w/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/4pDVtVN6O7DSPYmHXMNfCqX9T2w/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare"a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~f/jalopnik/full?a=3skj0cEJ"img src="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~f/jalopnik/full?d=120" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~f/jalopnik/full?a=mhuQCJli"img src="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~f/jalopnik/full?d=41" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~f/jalopnik/full?a=7fjhmQ7l"img src="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~f/jalopnik/full?i=7fjhmQ7l" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~f/jalopnik/full?a=Y2aBFokT"img src="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~f/jalopnik/full?i=Y2aBFokT" border="0"/img/a/divimg src="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/~r/jalopnik/full/~4/ql8P3r-_BWo" height="1" width="1"/
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