Any KY CTS-V Owners out here..?

[1WickedV]

Bone stock 06' V in the garage here...2nd owner(bought June of 08' from bro-in law...) 15K, Light Plat/Ebony, can't get in any better shape than this.....wondering if there are any locals around here...owners clubs, etc....

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